So I ate some KFC popcorn chicken and a bisquit last night and promptly passed out. That's wheat coma for ya. And I woke up this morning. On my way to work I realized that I hadn't yet posted my Fireworks counseling post. So here I am doing so:
Fireworks are a lot like counseling in several ways. I will list them below:
Fireworks are very expensive. So is counseling.
Fireworks sometimes get most exciting at the end of the experience. So does counseling.
Fireworks kind of look like brain cells. Counseling works to "rewire" brain cells.
Fireworks require significant training and school to make right. So does counseling.
Fireworks is a store in Westlake. Counseling is not.
Fireworks are amazing to watch when done right. So is counseling.
Fireworks put a thud deep within your chest. So does counseling.
Fireworks mark great celebrations. Counseling is a celebration of life.
Fireworks are best enjoyed with others. So is counseling.
Fireworks are outlawed in most places. Counseling sometimes has a stigma (though that is diminishing).
Fireworks can be seen from far away. The effects from counseling are far reaching.
Fireworks, for safety reasons, generally take place on a barge. Counseling does not.
Fireworks bear their soul at the moment when they are most visible. Counseling allows people to bear their soul in a way that is visible and safe.
Fireworks can be dangerous in the wrong hands. So can counseling.
Fireworks require good timing. So does counseling.
Fireworks provide a chance to ask someone to marry you. Counseling is there when you realize marriage takes work.
Fireworks happen at Disneyland in the summer. Many people who need counseling visit Disneyland.
Fireworks draw a large crowd to Gasworks park on July 4th. Many of those people need counseling.
That's about all I have for now, mostly because I have to work. :)